Kim Kardashian’s Sister Poses for PETA

Friday, May 29, 2009 0 comments

Lo and behold the beauty that is Khloe Kardashian, because after this ad is long and gone, there will be nothing left but the normal, non-airbrushed lower Kardashian sister. It’s a real surprise for someone like her to be for animal rights, and Khloe admits it’s hard when it comes down to her family.


“Everyone in the family wears fur except me,” Khloe Kardashian said at today’s L.A. billboard unveiling of her new butt-baring campaign for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Khloe said she’s been working on the entire clan to convince them to stop wearing fur, but admits Kim will be the toughest to break. “Kim wore fur last night,” Khloe said. “I told her you cannot wear fur. It’s embarrassing.”

Her whole entire family must be playing the “get out of jail free” card. As long Khloe isn’t the evil sister that is willing to get her PETA minions to make their lives miserable, everyone around her can wear all the fur they want without the obscure campaigns or throwing of flour or paint.

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Kim Kardashian Considers Honeymoon Realty TV

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There is always one way to beat paparazzi at their own game, and that has always been making a reality show. Kim Kardashian is by no means a stranger to this concept, and honestly where would she be without it? While her engagement plans with Reggie Bush are still kind of floating around in space, Kim definitely doesn’t hesitate about making a little honeymoon realty tv spin off.

While Kim said she and boyfriend Reggie Bush aren’t getting engaged just yet, once they do tie the knot, they might participate in a Newlyweds type of reality show à la Jess and former hubby Nick Lachey.

“We get asked that all the time!” Kim told Hollywood Party Girl at the Fontainebleau Hotel’s grand reopening last weekend. “We’re definitely heading in that direction, so you never know.”

That should be enough to tie over those realty television die hards a season or two. While she can’t be voted off (much to my dismay) this time around if things go awry, I can only hope it follows the same path of Jessica Simpson’s comedic disaster of a show/marriage.









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Kim Kardashian Invades Another Country

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Here is Kim Kardashian posing in a bikini for a Portugese magazine. And people wonder why foreigners hate Americans. They judge us based on people who do not do anything. I mean, what has Kim Kardashian honestly done other than create a crappy reality tv show, Keeping Up With Kardashian, and grow an ass the size of a large beach ball. Nothing. Absolutely nothing… other than the Kim Kardashian sex tape.







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Kourtney & Kim Kardashian in bikinis

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Kourtney & Kim Kardashian took part in a photoshoot witout their ogre of a sister last week. When having a brood of female children, the Kardashians are pretty much the norm. One kid is thin and hot, the other is medium with a huge ass, and the other’s middle name is Shrek.









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Kim Kardashian in Playboy?

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As a complete shock, Kim Kardashian has decided to do Playboy. According to Page Six,

“The photos have been already shot. I don’t know if they show everything,” a source tells us. Presumably, the snaps won’t show as much as the notorious sex tape Kardashian made with rapper Ray J.

Unless Playboy decided to throw a large black penis into the photo shoot for some added spice, the magazine will never show as much as the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Instead, we’ll be able to see several pictures of Kim Kardashian most likely showing off her only asset - her “talent”.

Pictures of Kim Kardashian at the Playboy Mansion:







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Kim Kardashian is one Hot Girl

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I really don’t know how to explain myself, but I have this ongoing love-hate relationship with Kim Kardashian. While I hate her for supposedly being urinated on in a sex tape, she is just so exotically hot.

She may be talentless, she may be famous for absolutely nothing, but at least she satisfies one important need in my life. The need to stare at breasts. And, as pictured above, Kim Kardashian obviously shares that same need. Beautiful!







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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape News
Despite Kim Kardashian’s vehement denial of a sex tape in earlier months, Vivid has finally purchased the rights to sell the video and plans on releasing it on February 28th on their newly created website, Kim Super Star. The Vivid co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, said,

“I’ve seen the video and it’s really great,” says Mr. Hirsch. “It has over 30-minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing featuring two young and glamorous high profile celebrities. Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. The production is crystal clear and viewers will definitely get their money’s worth. If either Kim or Ray J would like to discuss the video with us we would be happy to do so,” he added.

Whereas, the other star of the tape, Ray-J previously exclaimed,

“It’s your typical graphic sex tape,” [Ray-J] says. We’ll spare you the exact description (you can probably guess), but he did say “there’s a golden shower at the end.”

While it is now obvious that the sex video is real, I have figured out, exclusively, that Kim Kardashian is a liar. How? I’m a god damn detective and I have a magnifying glass. Hollyscoop was previously told by Kim,

“there is no tape! It is false”

But, given the recent development, Kim Kardashian is an absolute liar and she very well may be one of the sexiest urinals I have ever seen.









Kim Kardashian Ray-J Sex Tape Preview

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Paris Hilton Gets a Golden Shower

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Paris Hilton, while in Sydney with Kim Kardashian, decided to shower after a day at the beach. However, does anyone else see a tint of gold in the water or is that just the sand’s reflection? Whatever the case, Paris in a bikini getting any kind of shower is mildly amusing because no matter how much she washes up, she’s still dirty.









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