A Day with Megan Fox in Esquire Magazine

Sunday, May 17, 2009 0 comments

Yeah, so it’s practically summer, and it’s only natural that everyone gets you riled up to see Megan Fox yet again on the big screen. It’s safe to say that it’s probably working. However, despite this, it’s important that Megan Fox let’s you know that she may be a bubbling pot of sex, but of safe, disease free sex with a good head on her shoulders.

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against,” she says, “but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”

“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores,” she adds. “It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

She may not have to turn it on, but for people who, much to their dismay, have things that need to get done at some point, it would be nice to have an offswitch.















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Megan Fox in Elle Magazine

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To me, Megan Fox is like that cup of coffee in the morning, that cold beer afterwork and that last cigarette at night. I’m sure there are plenty of people out there that could never get enough of her, and I don’t understand how that lucky bastard of a boyfriend of hers hasn’t had his head explode from her magnificient powers…wait…I suppose technically that has happened once in a while, if not every single night. Hopefully her appearance in the June issue of Elle magazine holds off the male population until it’s our lucky turn.






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Megan Fox in DT Spain

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nd make it a Megan Fox Friday with your lovely young sex queen on the cover of DT Spain. Dripping in the stuff that made Aphrodite so popular with the boys, I bet there are going to be a good number of people who will be going home at the end of the day with rising spirits and…well you know the rest.

Ladies, thank me later.








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Megan Fox Has Class

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Amidst all the bad dresses, teeth, and hairdos that everyone reels over the next day (and if it’s that bad, possibly for the rest of history), there are pearls to be found like in the beautiful buxom beauty Megan Fox. I enjoy her look mixed in with a little touch of ass class. Even at an awards ceremony her eyes seem to whisper “meet me out back with your pants down in five minutes.” She would be finished and cleaned up just in time to take the stage to accept an award if need be.








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Megan Fox In A Tight Black Dress

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If any other woman were to walk around drinking Arizona’s Green Tea, while wearing a rock necklace and Walmart looking sunglasses, I would look awayin disgust. Additionally, if a girl wore a dead animal on her feet, I would be worried to death.

Luckily, this is Megan Fox and she is wearing a sexy black dress. Now if only I could convince her to shave me and wear it as boots.







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And here we have Megan Fox at the premiere of the movie “Eagle Eye.” While she is, hands down, a hot chick, I think there are some moments where she should have practiced in the mirror some of the faces that she has done–I’m starting to think her mouth has a mind of its own, and that’s a scary thought when you see someone that has to have been providing pecker lodging for some time now.




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Megan Fox is an insta-MILF

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Usually it takes years for a woman to get back into killer shape after having a kid. It takes a while to get that “hot chick confidence” back. There is a shortcut however, and Megan Fox found it. Date a dude with a kid. You take all the work out of bieng a hot mom and skip right into being the envy of the schoolyard dads. I’m sure that kid’s classmates even got a tingle in their underoos.





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Megan Fox tops FHM’s List

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FHM Presented their list of the top 100 Sexiest Women and Megan Fox topped the list. Here is the complete Top 10.

1 - Megan Fox
2 - Jessica Alba
3 - Keeley Hazel
4 - Elisha Cuthbert
5 - Hayden Panettiere
6 - Scarlett Johansson
7 - Cheryl Cole
8 - Hilary Duff
9 - Angelina Jolie
10 - Keira Knightley
I don’t think Jessica Alba needs to be at number 2, that woman is so sexless it’s ridiculous. Yea, she’s got a great body but you need morphine to make her smile. Where’s Jessica Biel? All the way down at 13, below the surfboard that is Keira Knightley. Cheryl Cole should be up there, along with Keeley Hazel, but Hayden at number 5? That’s a bit high. Here’s a few examples of errors.

Marisa Miller is 58 BELOW Mischa Barton (56), Katherine Heigl (45), and Natalie Portman (39)

Eva Longoria is 14 and ABOVE Alessandra Ambrosio (15), Rachel Bilson (16), and Gisele (22)

Perhaps the worst crime on this list is that Britney Spears is listed at 31. 31!!!!! She doesn’t even have any hair! How does a bitch with a wig beat out that many women? Here is a list of just a few of the women Britney Spears is “hotter” than. You tell me.

Kelly Brook
Heidi Klum
Lindsay Lohan
Bar Refaeli
Monica Bellucci
Abbey Clancy (she is crazy hot)
Marisa Miller (seriously WTF)
Emily Scott
Petra Nemcova
Kristin Bell
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It’s a Megan Fox nip slip!

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There’s nothing like the hottest chick right now showing off some nipple. Ok, so it’s not a full on nipple, but you can see a hint of pink. I’m not sure if she was neighing like a horse in this picture and that’s why she made that face, but Megan is a Grade A chick. I’m not a fan of those ridiculous tatoos, but that shows us that she’s a bit crazy, a.k.a. attainable.



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Megan Fox is a Sex Bomb

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