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Megan Fox in a Nibbly Mood @ "Transformers 2" Press Conf In Seoul Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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Another day, and yet another “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen” press conference--this time South Koreans are the lucky ones. The S. Korean government should send Megan Fox up north to Kim Jon Il to give him a nice rub down & see if that help calm the nuclear nerves in the region.
Let's admit it, Hilary Clinton simply isn't up for the job of taming men (just look at her personal record, for God's sake), so why does Barack Obama think that she can suddenly convince Kim Jon Il into friendly talks?! Once again, the world should throw Megan Fox in North Korea for a few days & see what happens.
Anyway, enough babbling...
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Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine
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For Esquire magazine, Katy Perry ditches those pant getups and those scary dresses for something more traditional, and you know what? I like it. When she’s not distracting you with how amazing she is by riding giant lipsticks of slamming head first into cakes, you discover that with the right wardrobe advisor and a good dose of Ritalin, she’s attractive to a lot of men (and women) who come from all walks of life. Can she keep this up? More than likely no, but some where over the horizon she might come to.
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Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and Doesn’t Like It
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The rumors that are going around that Katy Perry was snuggling with Benju Madden just ain’t true, according to the singer that was made famous for her love for kissing.
“Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies!” she writes on her blog after witnesses tattled on the cuddly twosome.
“You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy Valentine’s with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25!”
Not wanting to be connected with Benji is perhaps a good thing– I don’t think anyone would really want Paris Hilton’s leftovers.
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Katy Perry’s Cleavage is No Where Near as Big as Her Forehead
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I think Katy Perry’s cleavage at Christian Dior’s Paris fashion show was enough to offset the horror I feel towards her abnormally long head or her borderline Japanimation eyes. I bet if i scroll through the credits of the movie “Children of the Damned” I’ll find her name somewhere. Even in “Elephant Man,” I think she might have had a cameo as “Elephant Man’s 3rd Cousin.”
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Katy Perry and Her Big Fat Head
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Okay, after seeing Katy Perry in her German photo shoot, I’m really getting bothered by having to see her elongated head all the time. I have to admit, it was cute at first because she was wearing some lingerie getup, but now fully coming to the realization that Ted Danson has a little bit of cranial competition is not all that exciting. All I’m asking is for some layers or curls or something so I don’t always have to try to figure out if her head is as big as her chest, then we can go back to possibly considering Katy as a cute whore.
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