Tila Tequila puts the "whore" in "attention whore"

Tila Tequila at the "Save the Music" event at My House nightclub in Hollywood (6/17)

Tila Tequila needs to stop being invited to Hollywood events. This is really getting to be quite embarrassing. Her parents must be ashamed.

Random Guy: "I hear you have a daughter. What does she do?"

Tila's Mom: "--she's dead. Yep, definitely dead. Deader than a doorknob."

Tila's Dad: "And if you hear differently, you're mistaken. Because she's dead."











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Exclusive new details on the Leighton Meester sex tape

The Leighton Meester sex tape is real

First of all, it's definitely her. The tape was shot in 2004 when Leighton was 18. The pic on the left is Leighton at the "Silver Spoon Hollywood Buffet" in September 2004. Check out the two necklaces. Now check out the two necklaces on the topless pic. Through careful masturbatory analysis, I've determined they match. So what does this all mean? It means this post is about ten times creepier than I meant it to be.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.









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Quickies Redux Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester at the Diane Von Furstenberg Spring 2009 Fashion Show in New York (9/7)

+ Blake Lively looks like a leprochaun [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Is That Juliana Margulies' Vagina? [Egotastic!]

+ Matt Damon calls Sarah Palin "totally absurd" [Just Jared]

+ Gloria Estefan still getting her groove on [Lossip]

+ Katy Perry is such a tease [Webster's Is My Bitch]

+ MTV wants Russell Brand to host the VMAs again next year [ICYDK]

+ Random fun pictures from the Playboy Mansion [Attuworld]

+ Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston top the overpaid movie stars list [Cele|bitchy]

+ Gemma Atkinson sizzles in Nuts [Horny Oyster]









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Leighton Meester in Malibu yesterday

Leighton Meester bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/10)

Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl) hit the beach yesterday in Malibu and . . . what's with the shirt? That's what fat chicks do. Leighton's a hot piece of ass with a killer body. It's not like she has a huge swastika tattoo on her chest that she wants to keep hidden . . . or does she? Fucking racist. I knew it.












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Leighton Meester is awesome

Leighton Meester at the MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in L.A. (5/31)

I don't know who designed the kick-ass dress Leighton Meester wore to the Movie Awards last night but clearly he is a flaming homosexual. No way she'd wear that dress if it was designed by a straight dude. She's probably slap him and call him a pervert.












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Leighton Meester sex tape hits the Internets

Leighton Meester sex tape hits the Internets

A sex tape featuring Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester hit the Internets today. This of course is great news, because Leighton Meester is hot as fuck. "See Leighton Meester naked" is actually on my to-do list for the week. TMZ says:
We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet.

We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."
Well it looks like celebhotline closed the deal because they're offering the tape right now on their site. You can check out a few preview pics here (NSFW). I'm not gonna ruin the surprise and tell you what's on the tape, but if you've always wanted to see "sweet & sexy Leighton giving a footjob, her amazing ass, her perfect breasts with perky pink nipples, and much more," today seems to be your lucky day.












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