Paris Hilton is dumb, offensive, did I mention dumb?

Paris Hilton in Dubai (6/18)

After arriving in Dubai late last week, it took Paris Hilton mere hours to piss off the entire Middle East. -- *crosses fingers and hopes she has jihad declared against her* -- From the Mirror:
Saucy minx PARIS Hilton has been given a major dressing down for, er, dressing down. TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF. But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece.Brilliant.

Our source says: "Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules."
I really don't see a problem with what Paris is doing. If I learned anything about Middle Eastern countries in history class, it's that they tend to be open and flexible when it comes to issues involving women's sexuality. Like, the last thing you'd expect is for a group of men to tie her to a pole in the middle of the town square and throw rocks at her until she dies. Nope, wouldn't expect that at all. In fact, if I was Paris, I'd show all these Muslim dudes just how good a woman can look in a skimpy G-string.











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