Quentin Tarantino is allegedly reported to have handpicked the talented song bird Britney Spears to play…yeah you guessed it, a killer lesbian stripper for his up and coming film remake Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Spears’ character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.
A source said: “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.
…What? Career? Around? Those seem to me to be the kind words someone offers a complete stranger before kicking them out of a speeding vehicle. “YOU WERE MADE TO DO THIS. YOU’LL BE GREAT.” kick. And then you are left rolling on asphalt and being left behind to be consumed by hyenas.
I’m sure somewhere in a basement bathing in a pool of liquid gold is a Tarantino laughing his balls off over how gullible delicate psychopath flowers like Spears can be.
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