Nicky Hilton places homeless dude under citizen's arrest

Sunday, August 23, 2009 Posted by tthn@ at 4:43 AM 0 comments

Nicky Hilton arrests a homeless dude

Nicky Hilton was "assaulted" Saturday morning at a West Hollywood IHOP, but she had the last laugh as she placed the homeless dude that pushed her to the ground under citizen's arrest. Yeah, I'm sure it happened exactly like that. From Us Weekly:
"One of our deputies was at the IHOP, having a coffee break, and noticed a waitress run outside because there was a commotion," [Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore] tells Us.

Another deputy was then called "because there was a misdemeanor battery that involved Nicky Hilton and a man named Michael Broadhurst," adds the spokesman.

The 50-year-old homeless person "came up behind Ms. Hilton and pushed her. She's OK, but she was desirous of prosecution. She said, 'I am placing you under citizen's arrest!'"

Whitmore says it was a dual effort by both Hilton and the two deputies to arrest Broadhurst, who will appear in court April 21. (Source)
Nicky Hilton held down a deranged homeless man? Nicky Hilton weighs 79 pounds. She can't even hold down a meal. Something about this story smells fishy and it ain't her sister's underwear drawer . . . oh wait, yes it is.

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Leighton Meester is fun

Posted by tthn@ at 4:39 AM 0 comments

Leighton Meester leaving a hotel in New York

You know all those rumors you heard as a kid about hot drunk chicks dancing on tables? You were probably going through puberty at the time and would believe pretty much anything about the opposite sex. Turns out they're 100% true. From the New York Post:
Leighton Meester made a scene at Philippe in East Hampton while celebrating a friend's birthday Saturday night. "She was rallying her friends to out-scream the 'Happy Birthday' song of a nearby table of girls," says a diner. "Both tables started screaming obnoxiously back and forth at one another until Leighton finally stood up on the table and started dancing."
Yeah, that's what I want when I'm out eating a nice dinner -- a bunch of self-absorbed bitches screaming "Happy Birthday" back and forth. The only way they could have been more obnoxious is if they had been yelling George Clooney's 2006 Academy Awards acceptance speech.

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What a weirdo

Posted by tthn@ at 4:35 AM 0 comments

Alicia Silverstone at a Barack Obama rally in Miami last year

Alicia Silverstone has turned into the worse kind of person imaginable: a damn dirty hippy. Quick, someone set her on fire before she causes too much damage! From the New York Post:
The vegetarian actress tells Health magazine her affinity for getting naked "probably started when I was doing my garden the first time. I'd be out there, and it would be scorching hot, so I would take off all of my clothes and garden. And then I would jump in the pool and swim -- and I always get in the pool naked." Silverstone added, "I used to spend a lot of time with Woody Harrelson, and he's not afraid to get naked."
Seeing Alicia Silverstone naked in her garden might have been appealing in the early 90s when she was young and semi-attractive. Now I imagine she'd look a lot like Aaron Carter. Besides, considering how much of a hippie Alicia's turned into these days, I'd be surprised if she grew anything but weed -- or even tended to her own bush.