Jessica Simpson taking the high road in split with Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo back

Jessica Simpson's taking the high road in her split with Tony Romo . . . just kidding, she's begging him to take her back. Everyone wave goodbye to Jessica's dignity. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Poor Jessica Simpson is having a tough time getting over being dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Supposedly Simpson's parents have advised her to get counseling -- especially since Jessica has reportedly begged Romo to take her back.

Don't count on that. The NFL star is totally done with his ex-girlfriend, tired of her ''neediness,'' said a longtime Romo team pal Wednesday.
Since Tony's through with Jessica, I'm assuming he won't be needing the child safety covers for his electrical outlets anymore. If you're in the market for 50 or so of those things, give him a call -- *cough*audrinapatridgesboyfriend*cough* -- I'm sure he'll cut you a great deal.














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Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair

Do you remember the hot Jessica Simpson before she became a country singer poser? We all do, but it seems like Jessica herself remembers more. Now that I’m almost certain she’s not going to be staring in Miley Cyrus’ next music video, it’s safe to erase most of those memories of her in plaid shirts, cowboy hats and guest appearing at chili cook-offs. What’s next in line for the girl? After a couple looks at her shoot in Vanity Fair, hopefully a more classier, sexy choice.




















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Jessica Simpson's business empire worth hundreds of millions of dollars . . . wait, what?

Bouncy Bouncy

That headline's actually not a joke. Jessica made the revelation in a interview in June's Vanity Fair:
We met in the Polo Lounge, the restaurant off the lobby of the Beverly Hills Hotel, in Los Angeles. She was wearing a dark, fedora-like hat pulled low. She told me it’s part of her fashion line, which is on racks in Macy’s, Nordstrom, and Dillard’s, and which, she said, is the most lucrative part of her career. "The Jessica Simpson Collection is a $400 million business," she said. "My mom and I are creative directors. We have hundreds of people working, but nothing gets by us. It’s adorable and it’s affordable. What’s amazing right now, during this recession, is that, somehow, the business keeps growing."
If you're one of the "hundreds of people" working for the Jessica Simpson Collection, how freaked out are you right now reading about how hands-on Jessica is with the company? I mean, there is a very real possibility that you show up for work this morning only to find out that the entire company was sold over the weekend to Japanese investors for a handful of shiny beads and a talking parrot.










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Jessica Simpson in D.C. yesterday

Jessica Simpson at the AT&T National pro-am event in Washington, D.C.

You know, sometimes I think Celebslam focuses too much on "guy stuff" like boobs and hot chicks in bikinis and boobs. I'm totally ignoring the interests of my female readers -- e.g. I never talk about cute outfits, hair, or makeup. Well that's gonna change starting with these pics of Jessica Simpson. Did she add highlights? She looks great.











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Jessica Simpson looking tipsy

The newly single Jessica Simpson has gone back to her old faithful hair dresser Ken Paves for some comfort. The pair headed out the other day to Beso in oder to celebrate Ken’s birthday. However, from the looks of Jessica it seems she might have had one or two too many cocktails. I guess Romo just couldn’t date a lightweight since if you can’t drink in Texas you can’t date a Cowboy.









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Jessica Simpson is Single Again

Yes, I know it’s old news that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her birthday. But when I came across these pictures I figured they were worth posting since Jessica’s on the market again.

Don’t be intimidated by the bling of her first wedding ring: Jessica’s probably seriously lowered her standards at this point. She’s got it where it counts (namely, her generously-sized girls).










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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts (We Salute You)

This post is for all you Jessica Simpson haters, Oh you know who you are. Try to hate these tits! I bet you can’t. Here she is heading out for dinner in NYC and proving to the world that she is hands down the Queen Of Cleavage! Bow down to the Mammaries.











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