Showing posts with label Jennifer Lopez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jennifer Lopez. Show all posts

You suck J.Lo

Saturday, August 22, 2009 0 comments

Jennifer Lopez filming The Backup Plan in New York
I have some shocking news about J.Lo: She's the mean-spirited mom you'd pretty much expect her to be if you know anything about her whatsoever. Her kids are on a strict no-fun diet. From the New York Daily News:
Jennifer Lopez must have a strict no-helium policy. When word spread through Tribeca that J.Lo had brought her twins to the set of "The Backup Plan," the nabe's kid-friendly Balloon Saloon sent the tots two bunches. J.Lo's bodyguard sternly refused them.
Perhaps J.Lo sent back the balloons because her kids are frightened by them -- you'd be scared of large round orbs too if your mom's ass weighed twice as much as your father. By the way ladies, for those of you that have always wanted to have an enormous ass like J.Lo's, there's only one thing you need to do to make your dreams become a reality: get married.





















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Lunch with Jennifer Lopez

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Jennifer Lopez at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A.


























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It didn't go with the dress

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Jennifer Lopez at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills

J.Lo was spotted again not wearing her wedding ring, this time at the Golden Globes on Sunday. But she has a perfectly valid excuse why she didn't have the ring on that doesn't have to do with divorce so quit talking about divorce nope definitely not getting a divorce. It clashed with her dress. Lopez told In Touch Weekly:
"Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress. Divorce is not — and was never — an option."
Hey J.Lo, guess what I'm looking at on my wall right now. Yup, a college degree. And I didn't buy it off the internet. If we forget the fact that I blog for a living, I think that validates that I'm not completely retarded. That's who your comment was aimed at, right? Retarded people? It didn't go with the dress? Have you ever heard a lamer excuse than that? She might has well have said her dog ate it.
























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Jennifer Lopez Back in the Day

Thursday, August 6, 2009 0 comments

An oldie but goodie… this is Jennifer Lopez from back in the day, circa 2003, pre-twins. She still had quite an ass although I think the photographer could’ve gotten some better shots of it.

Now I remember why JLo was so hot.










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Jennifer Lopez Can Still Rock A Bikini

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 0 comments
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