Not engaged

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush arriving to the Lakers vs. Nuggets game at the Staples Center

Star magazine reported yesterday that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush got engaged. Nope. Just a misunderstanding. Kim wrote on her blog:
I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!
Nine. Nine exclamation points. And only eight sentences. Don't think for a second that famous people aren't complete morons. I feel like I'm meth or something reading that statement. I need a fucking Xanax.























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Kim and Reggie split up

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas

When asked about marrying her boyfriend Reggie Bush last December, Kim Kardashian said: "We are totally happy, and we have a great relationship, and it's definitely where things are heading. But hopefully it will be a surprise!" Sorry Kim, but you just got dumped. Surprise! From Us Weekly:
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. "Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.It was a totally mutual decision."
Mutual my ass. Breakups are never mutual. Reggie dumped her so he could prepare for another season with the Saints of running 10-15 yards per carry, yet only actually gaining 3.8 yards. Either way, I expect Kim to go crazy over this next year. She's gonna have more Lakers inside her than the Staples Center.



























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Kim wants to do Playboy again

Kim Kardashian at the grand opening of the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach

On her blog this morning, Kim Kardashian finally addressed those rumors that nobody has heard that claim she said she'd never pose for Playboy again. Uh, thanks? Kim said:

There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE!

First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.

Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!

Never say never,

Kim

If she wants to be taken seriously, Kim needs to turn Playboy down. She needs to concentrate on her career as a . . . or her . . . ummm . . . what exactly does she do again? On second thought, Playboy may be a good idea.













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Quickies

Kim Kardashian at the PUREfection New Year's Eve party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas













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Putting the "tramp" in "trampoline"

Bouncy Bouncy

Wow, I've never realized how talented Kim Kardashian is at big boob trampoline jumping. Her form is unparalleled. I'd even say that she has to be one of the favorites at the 2012 Olympics -- her and Michael Moore. I can't wait to see them two battle it out for gold! USA! USA! USA!




















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