Adriana Lima Wet and Nearly Naked

It’s the beautiful Adriana Lima. Wet. Nearly naked. What I wouldn’t have given to be in the photography industry and gotten that job.

Make sure you savor these pictures. Adriana’s pregnant. I’m sure she’ll end up being an MILF, but all the same. Just appreciate her body of work.

That Marko Jaric is one lucky man.






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Adriana Lima on Cover of DT Magazine

Does your week already need an extra helping of hot super models? Well look no further than the pages that bind DT magazine. Nothing like the slender figures of women such as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Michelle Alves and Raica Oliveira to make a body feel good. Thanks to the photographer for making a cunch of excellent shots and the airbrusher for hiding any loose ribs.












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Adriana Lima in lingerie

Adriana Lima, to this day, is still my favorite model. This is a shameless picture post so I can simply admire her breasts intelligence. And now that you have seen these sexy Adriana Lima lingerie pictures, would you agree that she is extremely intelligent?

If you don’t agree, you obviously don’t judge intelligence the correct way so let me just give you a quick checklist. Adriana Lima breasts? Check. Adriana Lima ass? Check. Adriana Lima practically naked? Check. We have Einstein on our hands here.








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Adriana Lima is Still the Hottest Girl Ever

Adriana Lima is the absolute proof that Brazilian girls are hot girls. Sure, after seeing Gisele Bundchen naked, I was pretty excited, but Adriana takes it to the next level. Every picture of this hot girl is absolute perfection. Although she regularly models for Victoria Secret, she really should consider doing Playboy because it definitely wouldn’t be a disappointment. I mean, Adriana is naked in so many pictures that she might as well just move her arm over a little bit… If you disagree with me, I’ll be surprised.

Does anyone know if it is in her Victoria Secret contract that she can’t model nude?








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Adriana Lima Pictures

Adriana Lima, the brazilian Victoria Secret angel, as per usual, is nearly naked and flaunting her intelligence. And, as per usual, my incessant praise for a random super model becomes tiresome when I’m sure you much rather just click the pictures below…






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Adriana Lima Nipple Slip

Hell has frozen over. I want you all to take a pencil and a piece of paper and mark off today as the one and ONLY day I will ever admit to being wrong about judging a woman on her most important features, her looks. Adriana Lima is still the hottest girl ever.

Despite having called Adriana Lima a furry little animal and an absolute mess who will soon be living in Alessandra Ambrosio’s shadow, I have decided to completely retract my statement. In this Emporio Armani White campaign, I have no idea what or who Adriana is selling, but if it was her tight little body in sexy white underwear, I’m sold.

By the way, I didn’t even notice the shirtless male celebrity in these pictures because I was busy concentrating on Adriana Lima’s nipples.







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Adriana Lima in 2005 on a slow day

When there is nothing going on, what better way to waste an afternoon than looking at 3 year old pictures of Adriana Lima? I mean it was either this or news about Lindsay Lohan wearing a brown wig. Wigs are really hard to joke about, unless it’s a wig on a midget…but then again anything on a midget is hilarious.






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Adriana Lima rubs it in

Marco Jaric must have spent his whole paycheck buying Adriana Lima her ring because let’s face it, he’s not that good a basketball player. The reason? He’s a 6′5 white dude. Basically his whole career will be overshadowed by the fact that he landed the most desired woman on the planet. Good work Jaric.





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Adriana only brings the girls out

I guess all the guys are still pissed that Adriana Lima is now engaged because there was barely any of them at one of her autograph signings. I’m guessing it took place during the day when the men go to work and the women go to the mall and waste the mens’ money. You know, what else do women do during the day? Sew? Cook? Lesbian Pillow Parties? I’m going to go with all of the above.





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