Separate rooms

Trouble in paradise?

If you get caught fucking the nanny and the worse thing that happens is that you have to sleep in another room for a few nights, I think you're still ahead of the game. From Star:
In the April 6 issue of Star — on sale now! — we report that Angie is still furious over catching Brad with one of the family nannies and has kicked him out of their bedroom. While the couple once caused a stir with their loud lovemaking at an African resort, now Angelina won't let Brad near her at home. "Angie is still very angry over the nanny thing," an insider tells Star. "Right now, the separate bedrooms arrangement seems to be the best thing for them. Brad doesn't want to face her cold fury every night."

Brad is so unhappy about sleeping solo that he's even taken to "camping out" with the kids in sleeping bags inside little tents in their rooms. "He tells them it's because Mommy's working late again, but it's really because she banned him from their bedroom," the insider adds. (Source)
At least one good thing will result from these two not sleeping in the same bed: no more children -- Brad's probably happy for the reprieve. Any Joe Schmo can take care of six kids, but seven? That's just too much. And why is Angelina jealous of their nanny anyway? The only way this nanny could possibly be more desirable than Angelina is if she had bigger tits bigger lips less kids.












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Angelina's cutting again?

Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt in New York
Angelina Jolie is a complete mess. According to those working on the set of her new film Salt, the actress is slowly breaking down, spending hours at a time alone in her trailer. There's even fears that Angelina may be cutting again (she's admitted to self-harming in the past). A source told Britain's Now magazine:
"Angie’s been crying in her trailer most days and is barely eating. She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question.

"But the ones who know her realize it could be something much, much worse if she’s self-harming. When she’s at home she just about holds it together, but she stays up listening to the same song over and over and rarely sleeps."
It's true. Angelina has been known to "self-harm" herself. Case in point: her marriage to Billy Bob Thornton. Let's just hope for my right hand's sake she doesn't harm what I consider her most attractive asset: her lips her breasts her bank account. Oh, and if anyone's wondering what song Angelina listens to when she cries herself to sleep at night, it's Jessica Andrews' classic Who I Am Karma. And Jennifer Aniston is pressing the play button.























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Angelina wants to be President

Angelina Jolie at the commemoration of "World Refugee Day" at the National Geographic Society in Washington

In 1999, Angelina Jolie won a Golden Satellite Award for her work in the made-for-television movie Gia. In 2000, she won an Oscar for her work in Girl, Interrupted. In 2001, she won a Blockbuster Entertainment Award for her work in Gone in Sixty Seconds. In 2005, she won a People's Choice Award for "Favorite Female Action Movie Star." In 2006, she won a Ciné Award for "Best Kiss" in Mr & Mrs. Smith. In 2008, she won a Satellite Award for her work in Changeling. In 2009, she took home another People's Choice Award for "Favorite Female Action Movie Star." Guess which award qualifies her to be President? Hint: none. But that's not stopping her. A friend of her's told UK newspaper Daily Express:
"Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington. She is passionate about people’s rights, war and justice and thinks she can get more hands-on and make even more of a difference by getting into politics. She admires Obama and thinks she could make a big difference too if she were in his position.

"I would place a huge wager on her becoming the first female president in the next 20 years. When Ange sets her mind on something, she goes all out to do it. She’s very determined and gets very stirred by her UN work. She is well respected for her humanitarian work and I’m sure she would make as many waves if she moved fully into the political world.”
When will celebrities realize that no one wants to hear their god damn opinions about world politics? Angelina's about as qualified as an egomaniacal lunatic to be President of the United States . . . so a lot like our last ten. If Angelina really believes she can "make a big difference" in US policy, there's one Cabinet position I think we can all agree that she is uniquely qualified for: Secretary of BJs. You know that's how George Washington met Martha, right? She was so talented, she could suck-start a horse-drawn carriage.



































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Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie at the US premiere of Inglourious Basterds at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood














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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Inglorious Bastards Premiere

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on hand in coordinated black outfits for the premiere of Inglorious Bastards at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, CA. Angelina must be getting tired of hearnig how Megan Fox is the poor man’s younger and hotter version of her because she was ooking very sexy in a black leather dress and extra pouty lips.
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Inglorious Bastards was written and directed by Quentin Tarantino and hits theaters on August 21. Look for it to be a solid blockbuster to end the summer with.















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