Katy Perry in Complex Magazine

I’m not entirely sure whether the dominatrix look is believeable on Katy Perry, but there is no denying that it’s at least hot in certain aspects. Sure, there’s nothing like a woman revelling in her sexuality, but for those people out there that are true leather and whip fans I doubt they think that she’s tough enough to beat them with a paddle or send 100 volts of electricity through their nipples.






















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Katy Perry in Loaded Magazine

Featured in the UK magazine Loaded, Katy Perry is up to her usual antics, and they’re pretty rated R — if you’re still stuck in the ’50s. Seriously, I don’t know the last time I have seen a girl wearing pants that high since Steve Urkel, and even then she’s giving that nerd child a run for their money. Oh well, it’s Katy Perry, so what did you expect?


















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Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine

For Esquire magazine, Katy Perry ditches those pant getups and those scary dresses for something more traditional, and you know what? I like it. When she’s not distracting you with how amazing she is by riding giant lipsticks of slamming head first into cakes, you discover that with the right wardrobe advisor and a good dose of Ritalin, she’s attractive to a lot of men (and women) who come from all walks of life. Can she keep this up? More than likely no, but some where over the horizon she might come to.














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Katy Perry does stuff

Katy Perry performing at the "T in the Park" music festival in Kinross, Scotland

There's really nothing newsworthy about these Katy Perry pictures. She's performing at some music festival in Scotland. That said, this in my favorite post ever in the history of Celebslam. I just love shiny microphones.











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Quickies Redux

Katy Perry at a press call for the "MTV Europe Music Awards" in Liverpool, England







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Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine

For Esquire magazine, Katy Perry ditches those pant getups and those scary dresses for something more traditional, and you know what? I like it. When she’s not distracting you with how amazing she is by riding giant lipsticks of slamming head first into cakes, you discover that with the right wardrobe advisor and a good dose of Ritalin, she’s attractive to a lot of men (and women) who come from all walks of life. Can she keep this up? More than likely no, but some where over the horizon she might come to.





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Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and Doesn’t Like It

The rumors that are going around that Katy Perry was snuggling with Benju Madden just ain’t true, according to the singer that was made famous for her love for kissing.

“Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies!” she writes on her blog after witnesses tattled on the cuddly twosome.

“You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy Valentine’s with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25!”

Not wanting to be connected with Benji is perhaps a good thing– I don’t think anyone would really want Paris Hilton’s leftovers.






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Katy Perry’s Cleavage is No Where Near as Big as Her Forehead

I think Katy Perry’s cleavage at Christian Dior’s Paris fashion show was enough to offset the horror I feel towards her abnormally long head or her borderline Japanimation eyes. I bet if i scroll through the credits of the movie “Children of the Damned” I’ll find her name somewhere. Even in “Elephant Man,” I think she might have had a cameo as “Elephant Man’s 3rd Cousin.”



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Katy Perry and Her Big Fat Head

Okay, after seeing Katy Perry in her German photo shoot, I’m really getting bothered by having to see her elongated head all the time. I have to admit, it was cute at first because she was wearing some lingerie getup, but now fully coming to the realization that Ted Danson has a little bit of cranial competition is not all that exciting. All I’m asking is for some layers or curls or something so I don’t always have to try to figure out if her head is as big as her chest, then we can go back to possibly considering Katy as a cute whore.





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