Tila Tequila puts the "whore" in "attention whore"

Tila Tequila at the "Save the Music" event at My House nightclub in Hollywood (6/17)

Tila Tequila needs to stop being invited to Hollywood events. This is really getting to be quite embarrassing. Her parents must be ashamed.

Random Guy: "I hear you have a daughter. What does she do?"

Tila's Mom: "--she's dead. Yep, definitely dead. Deader than a doorknob."

Tila's Dad: "And if you hear differently, you're mistaken. Because she's dead."











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Tila Tequila is 'hit' by the economic recession!

If you thought Tila Tequila was all about crazy photoshoots and luring skin shows, then you are wrong! She may be the the baddest bitch on the block but she does have a grip on the current global scenario. The greatest proof of this claim is her latest blog entry, wherein she has given a fantastic tip to fight the economic recession. Surprised, aren’t you? Read on if you don’t believe me.
The “baddest bitch on the block” says,
Economy is doing bad right now...I can’t afford to buy anymore clothes...only shoes! hahahaa! Gotta find ways to save money right????? =)
I hope you loved the surprise! Don’t forget to thank Tila for the beautiful tip... and the topless pic.

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Look at me I have boobs!

Tila Tequila is perhaps the world’s biggest attention whore. She does absolutely nothing well. Her “music” sucks, her show on MTV is unwatchable, and her face looks like someone put it into a vice and scrunched it up. The sad reality is that guys will do practically anything for big boobs, even if they’re attached to a waste of space (see: anyone on The Hills).





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A Gremlin or Tila Tequila?

I thought Blender was supposed to be a magazine for musicians. What the hell is Tila Tequila doing on the cover? Why is she even relevant? Why doesn’t someone just throw water on her. Wait, that makes Gremlins multiply doesn’t it. Give me a break here, I’m not that caught up with my 80’s movie trivia.






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Tila Tequila Boobage

I honestly don’t understand all the physics that are happening underneath Tila Tequila’s shirt, but I will never question its greatness. Those puppies are damn near perfect for someone who’s only outgrown Tinkerbell by two inches. If I was Tila, I’d make sure everyone and anyone enjoyed them while they can, there’s no telling when they’re just going to just break off and float away.






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Tila Tequila Demands Your Attention

Don’t let your eyes and ability to rationize things fool you. No, this isn’t just some random fifteen-year-old celebrating her new found freedom from the restraints of school this summer, this is something perhaps far more dangerious–Tila Tequila begging for your attention.

As if being a bisexual asian with a bra size bigger than “zero” isn’t enough.






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