Separate rooms

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Trouble in paradise?

If you get caught fucking the nanny and the worse thing that happens is that you have to sleep in another room for a few nights, I think you're still ahead of the game. From Star:
In the April 6 issue of Star — on sale now! — we report that Angie is still furious over catching Brad with one of the family nannies and has kicked him out of their bedroom. While the couple once caused a stir with their loud lovemaking at an African resort, now Angelina won't let Brad near her at home. "Angie is still very angry over the nanny thing," an insider tells Star. "Right now, the separate bedrooms arrangement seems to be the best thing for them. Brad doesn't want to face her cold fury every night."

Brad is so unhappy about sleeping solo that he's even taken to "camping out" with the kids in sleeping bags inside little tents in their rooms. "He tells them it's because Mommy's working late again, but it's really because she banned him from their bedroom," the insider adds. (Source)
At least one good thing will result from these two not sleeping in the same bed: no more children -- Brad's probably happy for the reprieve. Any Joe Schmo can take care of six kids, but seven? That's just too much. And why is Angelina jealous of their nanny anyway? The only way this nanny could possibly be more desirable than Angelina is if she had bigger tits bigger lips less kids.

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