You suck J.Lo

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Jennifer Lopez filming The Backup Plan in New York
I have some shocking news about J.Lo: She's the mean-spirited mom you'd pretty much expect her to be if you know anything about her whatsoever. Her kids are on a strict no-fun diet. From the New York Daily News:
Jennifer Lopez must have a strict no-helium policy. When word spread through Tribeca that J.Lo had brought her twins to the set of "The Backup Plan," the nabe's kid-friendly Balloon Saloon sent the tots two bunches. J.Lo's bodyguard sternly refused them.
Perhaps J.Lo sent back the balloons because her kids are frightened by them -- you'd be scared of large round orbs too if your mom's ass weighed twice as much as your father. By the way ladies, for those of you that have always wanted to have an enormous ass like J.Lo's, there's only one thing you need to do to make your dreams become a reality: get married.

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