Lindsay Lohan’s a Mess

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Now would be a great time for Lindsay Lohan to invest in a maid, because news is spreading fast that her taste for living with ugly things goes deeper than dating Samantha Rohan.

On Tuesday, reports the Associated Press, officers responded to a 3 p.m. call from a security company that the burglar alarm went off at the star’s Hollywood residence. There, officers reportedly discovered evidence of a potential break-in and what was termed a ransacking.

…The condition of the home prompted those on the scene to ask, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” said Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner.

It was determined that the alarm simply must have tripped. Nothing was stolen, and Lohan, 22, was not home at the time.

I still think it could have been a break in, but the only difference is that after the criminal saw the state of her home, they thought it would be best to put the expected jailtime towards something actually worth more than sifting through Lindsay’s pile of garbage/a home. Either way you look at it, the moral of the story is Lindsay needs a freaking maid.




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